>>> THE THEME OF SEX IN COMEDY IS LIKE THERE'S A HUGE FLOWCHART
AND EVERYTHING LEADS TO SEX. >> GOOD THING I CARE ABOUT THE
SEX. >> IT IS THE NUMBER ONE PAST
TIME OF ALL HUMAN BEINGS. >> I GUARANTEE IF THERE IS LIFE
ON MARS, THEY'RE GETTING IT TOO. >> I THINK WE SHOULD GET NAKED.
>> SEX IS RIDICULOUS, AND IT'S CLUMSY.
>> WHAT I WANT TO DO IS LIKE GET ANOTHER BODY.
>> WE'RE ALL SLAPPING OUR SKIN TOGETHER.
IT'S SO WEIRD AND HILARIOUS, INHERENTLY.
>> DO YOU WANT TO GO FAST? >> IT'S SO FUNNY.
>> NOW, SEX, SEX, SEX, SEX. >> YEAH.
>> YEAH? >> SEX IS ALWAYS FUNNY BECAUSE
IT'S JUST SO WEIRD THAT WE DO THAT.
IT'S JUST A STRANGE THING. >> YES.
>> NICE. >> AND IT USUALLY DOESN'T GO
WELL. AT LEAST FOR ME.
>> LIKE, IF YOU THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE DOING WHILE YOU'RE HAVING
SEX, IT'S SO HILARIOUS. YOU'RE JUST LIKE --
>> YES, YES, YES, YES, YES, YES.
>> SEX IS LIKE MOST PEOPLE'S
MOTIVATION FOR EVERYTHING. YET THEY'RE TAUGHT IT'S DIRTY
AND WRONG. YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO
MASTURBATE, BUT YOUR BODY'S GOING TO TELL YOU TO DO IT EVERY
DAY. BUT DON'T.
>> WE'RE PROVENTIAL IN A SENSE. IT'S SOMETHING EVERYBODY CAN BE
TITILLATED ABOUT. >> AS LONG AS WE LIVE IT WILL
ALWAYS BE THE NUMBER ONE SOURCE OF CONFLICT, COMEDY, DRAMA.
IT IS THE MOST BASIC ROOT OF WHO WE ARE AS PEOPLE.
>> SEX IS THE GREAT EQUALIZER. YOU GO AROUND THE COUNTRY AND
AROUND THE WORLD, AND YOU TALK ABOUT SEX AND EVERYONE CAN LOCK
IN. NOTHING ELSE IS AS RELATABLE AS
THAT. >> IT'S EVEN HARD TO FIND A
PUSSY WHEN YOU'RE 18. YOU'RE SEARCHING FOR THE PUSSY
DOWN THERE. YOUR DICK WILL BE SLIDING DOWN
AND SHIT. THE GIRL IS GOING, THAT'S NOT
IT. >> IT FEELS LIKE YOU CAN SHOCK
AN AUDIENCE WITH IT BECAUSE THEY'RE HEARING IT OUT LOUD.
THEY'RE NOT USED TO HEARING IT SPOKEN.
>> THERE'S LITTLE WEIRD THINGS TO GET USED TO.
BEING IN A RELATIONSHIP, AFTER SEX, AS WE'RE LAYING THERE, I
HAVE TO KEEP REPEATING TO MYSELF, DO NOT HAND HER CASH.
DO NOT HAND HER CASH. >> A COMEDIAN'S JOB IS TO
ILLUMINATE THAT WHICH REMAINS IN THE DARKNESS.
SEXUALITY IS ONE OF THOSE AREAS, WITHOUT THE COMEDIANS
ILLUMINATING THE DIE NAMMICS -- >> THROUGH THE MID-50s, THERE
WAS SO MUCH SQUEAMISHNESS, THERE NEEDED TO BE SOME KIND OF
EXPLOSION. >> AMERICA, QUITE OBVIOUSLY,
APART FROM PLAYBOY IS INVOLVED IN SOMETHING WE'VE BEEN CALLING
THE AMERICAN SEXUAL REVOLUTION. >> IT'S NOT THE 50s, EVERYTHING
IS BUTTONED DOWN AND POST-WAR. IT TOOK THE LOOSENING UP OF THE
1960s. >> LET'S EVERYBODY SWING.
>> AND SUDDENLY PEOPLE WERE JUST TALKING OPENLY ABOUT SEX.
>> SOME DAY THEY'LL NEED NAMES FOR BIRTH CONTROL PILLS WHICH
DESCRIBE THE FUNCTION OF THE PRODUCT.
HOW ABOUT PREG-NOT. SOMETHING EARTHY AND CRUDE,
MOM-BON, SOMETHING FOR THE TEENAGERS, JUNIOR MISS.
>> WHEN I THINK ABOUT TAKE ON SEX, HE IS THE VULNERABLE GUY.
AS AGGRESSIVE AS IT WAS, WHEN YOU LISTENED TO RICHARD PRIOR'S
MATERIAL, IT WAS ALL ABOUT FAILURE.
>> I JUST FOUND OUT SOME TIME AGO THAT SOMETIMES WOMEN DON'T
HAVE OR ORGASMS. I WAS DOING SERIOUS FAKING.
YOU GET THE HUMP IN YOUR BACK. TOTALLY, I'M OUT.
HOW WAS IT, BABY? >> HE WAS TRYING TO FIGURE IT
OUT ON STAGE WITH YOU. IT WAS JUST A BEAUTIFUL THING.
IT MADE SEX SO MUCH LESS MYSTIFYING FOR ALL OF US.
>> THERE'S SOME SILLY CONDOMS OUT THERE.
I DID SEE ONE GREAT NEW BRAND. IT SAID EXTRA SUPER SENSITIVE
CONDOMS. I THOUGHT, WOW, THESE MUST HANG
AROUND AND TALK TO YOU AFTER THE GUY LEAVES.
>> WHEN I STARTED IN THE '70s, THE PILL HAD JUST COME OUT.
WOMEN OWNED THEIR BODIES FOR THE FIRST TIME.
SO NO ONE REALLY TALKED ABOUT ANYTHING BEFORE THAT SEXUAL
BECAUSE IT JUST WASN'T DONE. NOW WOMEN WERE COMING OUT.
THEY GOT TO LIVE A LITTLE FREER, AND THERE WAS SOMETHING TO TALK
ABOUT. >> I DON'T KNOW IF YOU READ MY
LATEST BOOK, ADVANCED SEXUAL POSITIONS, HOW TO ACHIEVE THEM
WITHOUT LAUGHING. >> IN 1969 DR. DAVID REUBEN
WROTE A BOOK EVERYTHING YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT SEX, BUT WERE
AFRAID TO ASK. HE LICENSED THE NAME OF THE BOOK
AND THEN USED THE SAME FORMAT AS THE BOOK, QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS.
>> PROCEED WE RECOLLECTION. >> THE SCENE I LOVE WAS INSIDE
THE GENITALIA AS THEY BEGIN TO EJACULATE.
>> PREPARE FOR LAUNCHING. >> WOODY ALLEN AND 4,000 OTHER
GUYS ARE DRESSED AS SPERM. >> NOTHING'S FUNNIER THAN A
SPERM WITH GLASSES. >> WOODY IS THE NEUROTIC SPERM
WHO'S AFRAID ABOUT SHOOTING OUT. >> WHAT IF HE'S MASTURBATING.
I MIGHT AS WELL END UP ON THE CEILING.
>> HE WAS DEALING HONESTLY WITH SEXUALITY, EXPECTATIONS,
RELATIONSHIPS, EXPLORING THAT ON A PHILOSOPHICAL LEVEL.
>> COMEDIANS REFLECT SOCIETY. AS SOCIETY OPENED UP, STAND UP
OPENED UP AND ADDRESSED SEX. NOW LOOK AT THE BEAST THAT'S
REARED ITS HEAD. HOW DO YOU LIKE IT NOW?
>> I LOVE FINGERING. IT'S MY FAVORITE SEXUAL ACT.
I'M AN OUTDOORS WOMAN, JUST LIKE CLIT --
>> I REALLY DO LIKE TO EDUCATE IN MY SET.
>> JUST SCRUB IT LIKE A GAME OF FRUIT NINJA.
JUST LIKE VERY -- THAT'S ALL YOU NEED TO DO.
>> I WISH THAT SOMEONE LIKE ME WOULD HAVE EXISTED WHEN I WAS
GROWING UP AS A GIRL, SCARED OF SEX, THINKING THAT I'M GOING TO
BE A VIRGIN THE REST OF MY LIFE, THINKING THAT I'M DOING
EVERYTHING WRONG. >>.
I CAN SPARK CONVERSATIONS BETWEEN COUPLES BY TALKING ABOUT
SEX ON STAGE THAT OTHERWISE WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED.
>> I DON'T WANT TO GET ****.
I WANT TO GET -- >> THINK ABOUT IT.
YOU BRING A DATE TO A COMEDY CLUB.
IT'S AN AMAZING THING. BECAUSE WHAT'S HAPPENING IS, THE
COMEDIAN IS YOUR FOREPLAY. >> PEOPLE LIKE TO GO THERE AND
FEEL IN A WAY MORE NORMAL. WHEN YOU HEAR SOMETHING SEXUAL
BEING MADE OF. IT TAKES THE STING OUT OF IT A
LITTLE BIT. YOU'RE LAUGHING ABOUT IT, IT'S
OKAY. >> WHEN YOU BRING PEOPLE OUT,
YOU TALK TO THEM UNTIL THEY TAKE THEIR GUARD DOWN, EVERYONE'S
ENJOYING THEMSELVES AND NOT WALKING AWAY, I CAN'T BELIEVE
IT. THEY'RE WALKING AWAY SAYING, I
CAN'T BELIEVE I OPENED UP TO IT. THAT'S WHAT LAUGHTER WILL DO.
>> DID YOU DO THE WHOLE BAGLESS TRICK, PUT IT IN WITHOUT --
OKAY, ALL RIGHT, IT'S GETTING CLOSE, AND I THINK I'M GOING
TO -- I AIN'T GOT NOTHING ON IT YET.
THEN IT STARTS GETTING REAL CLOSE.
NO, SHE'S GOING TO LET >>> TURN ON THE RHYTHM, TURN ON
THE ROMANCE, TURN ON THE FUN WITH MAY WEST.
>> MAY WEST'S FILMS WERE SO EDGY FOR THE TIME PERIOD BECAUSE SHE
SPOKE REALLY FRANKLY ABOUT HER OWN SEXUALITY AND MADE IT
UNIVERSAL TO ALL WOMEN'S SEXUALITY.
THAT HAD REALLY NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE.
>> IT'S NOT THE MEN IN YOUR LIFE THAT COUNTS, IT'S THE LIFE IN
YOUR MEN. >> SHE WAS FUNNY, AND SHE REALLY
TOOK OWNERSHIP OF HER SEXUALITY. SHE WROTE A LOT OF HER OWN
MATERIAL. SHE WAS THE QUEEN OF INNUENDO.
>> WHEN I'M GOOD, I'M VERY GOOD. WHEN I'M BAD, I'M BETTER.
>> I DON'T THINK THERE WAS ANY WOMAN IN A MOVIE WHO HAD THAT
ATTITUDE ABOUT SEX AND SAID, ISN'T IT GREAT?
SHE WAS THE PIONEER. SHE GOT TO BE, YOU KNOW, FIRST.
>> THE VACATIONER'S PARADISE, A TROPICAL WONDERLAND, MIAMI
BEACH. >> THE 40s, 50s AND 60s, A COMIC
WHO SPECIALIZED IN DIRTY MATERIAL WAS RAMPANT IN MIAMI
BEACH AT THE TIME. MANY WERE WOMEN.
>> HI, THERE, I'M WITH NATIONAL AIRLINES.
I DON'T SIT ON THE PILOT'S LAP. I SIT ON HIS HEAD, AND I GET
BETTER RESULTS. >> WHAT THEY WERE DOING WAS
DOUBLE HUMOR ON A BLATANT LEVEL. THERE WASN'T MUCH DOUBLE.
>> DEFINITION OF INDECENT. IF IT'S LONG ENOUGH, HARD ENOUGH
AND IN FAR ENOUGH, IT'S INDECENT.
>> PEARL WILLIAMS, DELL BARTH, RUSTY WARREN, THEY ALL BECAME
FAMOUS AS DOING SO-CALLED SALACIOUS ACTS.
HARDLY ANYBODY WAS TALKING ABOUT SEX ON STAGE IN THAT DAY AND
AGE. >> TO DO STANDUP COMEDY YOU HAVE
TO BE A WOMAN WHO'S WILLING TO TAKE RISKS.
AND THE RISKIEST THING YOU CAN DO AS A WOMAN IN HISTORY IS BE
SEXUALLY LIBERATED. THOSE TWO GO HAND IN HAND.
>> I'M GOING TO GET SOME -- >> I MENTIONED AND SAID ON THE
RECORD THAT WE WOMEN LIKED SEX. >> HOW DARE I SAY --
>> THERE'S ONE WOMAN OUT THERE WHO LIKES IT TOO.
>> IT'S WONDERFUL. >> THERE WERE TRADITIONAL SALTY
WOMEN WHO WERE WOMEN THAT COULD TELL A DIRTY JOKE AND BECAUSE
THEY HAD A SWAGGER ABOUT THEM, THEY COULD PULL IT OFF.
THEY WERE LIKE TOUGH WOMEN. >> IF YOU LAY ONE HAND ON ME,
I'LL UNSCREW YOUR ARM FROM YOUR SHOULDER AND BEAT YOUR BRAINS
OUT. >> ONE WASSESTER ON SANFORD AND
SON, ON STAGE, SHE WAS RAUNCHY. >> PEANUT BUTTER LEGS, BROWN,
SMOOTH AND EASY TO SPREAD. >> LAWANDA, SHE WAS TALKING
LIKE A DUDE. SHE'S A WOMAN TALKING ABOUT I
LIKE SEX. WHAT SHE WANTED A MAN TO DO, AND
WHAT SHE WOULD DO. AND YOU'RE LAUGHING, BUT YOU'RE
UNCOMFORTABLE AS HELL. HOLD IT RIGHT HERE, YOU FREAKEN
MOTHER. >> I CAN REMEMBER AS A KID WE
WERE PUT ON THE LAWANDA PAIGE ALBUMS, WE DIDN'T REALIZE WHAT
WE WERE LISTENING TO. AS A KID, THAT WAS FUNNY TO US.
MY GOSH, I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL I'M ABLE TO TALK LIKE THAT.
>> THEY'VE GOT A NEW DISH POWDER OUT.
LSD, AND KERNEL SANDERS -- FINGER LICKING GOOD.
>> LA WANDA PAGE WAS A TRAIL BLAZER FOR URBAN COMEDIANS, FOR
FEMALES DOING ADULT-STYLE COMEDY, SHE WAVEPAVED THE WAY.
>> TONIGHT WE'RE MAKING HISTORY, THE FIRST TIME FOUR WOMEN ON
STAGE AT THE SAME TIME MAKING A MOVIE.
>> THE QUEENS OF COMEDY, FOUR BLACK WOMEN DOING SOMETHING THAT
HAD NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE. WE WERE JUST GOING UP SAYING
LET'S BE FREE. YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVED ABOUT
SIMONE, SHE WAS UNAPOLOGETICALLY SEXY.
SHE WOULD WEAR STUFF ON STAGE, OKAY, BITCH, YOU'RE GOING TO
KILL THEM WITH THAT. I'M SICK OF MEN IN DRESS SOCKS
TRYING TO GET THE PUSSY. HE'S SLIPPING AND SLIDING.
>> A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE SEXUAL HANGUPS.
THEY'RE UNEASY TALKING ABOUT SEX.
AND WHEN YOU FIND SOMEBODY WHO'S FREE ENOUGH TO SAY, HEY, I ENJOY
SEX, PEOPLE ARE INTERESTED IN THAT.
>> MONIQUE IS BRASH. MONIQUE HAS A KICK YOU IN YOUR
FACE STYLE. I THINK IT EVEN INTIMIDATES MEN
WHEN WOMEN ARE VERY OPEN AND STRONG SEXUALLY.
>> EVERY MAN WANTS TO **** A FAT GIRL ONE TIME, BABY, ONE
TIME, AND ONCE YOU GO FAT, YOU NEVER GO BACK.
ONCE YOU GET SOME FAT PUSSY, IT'S ALL OVER BABY.
>> SHE'S TALKING ABOUT HOW BIG GIRLS ARE FUN.
WE HAD BIG WOMEN ALL OVER THE WORLD THAT WERE, LIKE, YEAH,
IT'S LIKE -- >> YOU SKINNY BITCHES, YOU DON'T
HAVE ENOUGH MEAT TO HOLD -- TOGETHER.
MY LEG BENDING. BIG GIRL, YOU AIN'T SAID
NOTHING. I GOT YOU, STOP CRYING, BOY.
STOP CRYING. >> I LIKE GOING OVER THE
EDGE. I LIKE JUST RUNNING AND
JUMPING BABY AND STAGE DIVING BECAUSE IF YOU'RE SAYING WHAT'S
TRUE, HOWEVER COULD YOU NOT SAY IT.
YOU CAN SPEAK AND BE UNAPOLOGETIC ABOUT IT.
SAY IT OUT LOUD AND GET IT OFF OF YOU.
>> LINE THESE -- UP, YOUR TURN, YOUR TURN.
I BE DOING THE ELECTRIC SLIDE. WAIT A MINUTE, O
>>> I'M HERE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO A NEW SEAL OF THE MOTION PICTURE
ASSOCIATION, OCCASIONALLY, NOT OFTEN, YOU WILL SEE PICTURES
WEARING THIS SIGN. THEY WILL BE PICTURES DEALING
WITH ADULT THEMES. >> I THINK IT'S LOCKED OR
SOMETHING. >> SOMETHING'S RIPE FOR HUMOR.
SEX IS RIPE FOR HUMOR BECAUSE IT INVOLVES PEOPLE'S HYPED UP
EMOTIONS. OTHER THINGS RIPE FOR HUMOR.
TEEN SEX. THE IDEA OF HUMOR THAT PUSHED
THE BOUNDARIES, R RATED HUMOR, ANIMAL HOUSE WAS THE FIRST ONE
THAT BROKE THROUGH, MADE $100 MILLION AT THE BOX OFFICE.
>> THERE WAS SOMETHING VERY FRESH ABOUT IT.
CERTAINLY, THERE'S A MAJOR WISH FOR FILM AND QUALITY TO THE
MOVIE AS WELL. BUT IT'S WITHIN THE CONTEXT OF
THINGS THAT SPOKE TO US AS PEOPLE IN OUR 20s WHO HAD GONE
THROUGH THE' 60s AND NOW WERE READY FOR A MORE DIRECT WAY OF
TALKING ABOUT SEXUALITY. >> GREG, HONEY, IS IT SUPPOSED
TO BE THIS SOFT? >> WELL, WE'RE BACK, AND I THINK
BY NOW IT SEEMS LIKE HALF OF THE AMERICAN POPULATION HAD PROBABLY
SEEN THE BIG HIT PORKY'S. >> WANT TO TAKE A PEEK?
>> YOU HAD PORKY'S WHERE YOU WERE GOING THERE'S GOING TO BE
TITS IN THIS. THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE
ADVERTISEMENT FOR PORKY'S, WE'RE GOING TO SEE TITS.
>> EVERY GUY WHO WAS A TEENAGER WANTS TO LOOK INTO THE GIRL'S
LOCKER ROOM. AND YOU CAN'T THINK OF A WORSE
WAY FOR THAT TO END. >> SHE'S GOT IT.
>> IT'S LIKE STOOGES BECAUSE IT'S NEVER GOING TO NOT BE FUNNY
TO SEE A GUY -- PULLING YOUR TICK THROUGH A HOLE IN THE WALL
WHILE YOU'RE ON THE ERE END GOING --
>> I KNOW IT'S YOU, YOU LITTLE FILTHY --
>> IN THE EARLY '80s WE WATCHED A LOT OF COMING OF AGE MOVIES
WHILE DOING HALF OF THAT EQUATION.
>> BEFORE THE DAYS OF INTERNET PORN, THERE WAS THE MOVIES -- HE
MADE TOPS FLY OFF. YOU KIDS WITHOUT THE INTERNET,
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT WAS LIKE. WE REALLY STRUGGLED.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T EXACTLY KNOW WHAT I'M --
WHAT I'M DOING AND -- >> THERE ARE VERY FEW TOPICS
THAT EVERYONE GOES THROUGH. EVERYONE IN THE WORLD HAS A
MOMENT WHEN THEY HAVEN'T HAD SEX AND THEY HAVE TO DO IT.
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO UNTIL YOU DO IT.
SO IT'S GOING TO BE A DISASTER, AND SO IT'S ALWAYS FUNNY.
YOU ROOT FOR PEOPLE TO HAVE THAT GO WELL.
AND USUALLY IT DOESN'T. >> IT'S IN.
MY GOD, IT'S IN. >> EVERYBODY OUT.
COME ON, LET'S GO. McLOVEN.
>> I FULLY RELATED TO IT. WE'VE GOT TO GET LAID BEFORE WE
GET OUT OF HERE, MAN, OTHERWISE WE'RE LOVERS.
>> YOU'LL HAVE SEX IN COLLEGE, EVERYONE DOES.
>> THE POINT IS TO BE GOOD AT SEX BY THE TIME YOU GET TO
COLLEGE. >> AS A TEENAGER YOU'RE THINKING
ABOUT I'VE GOT TO GET SOME SEX. AND AT SOME POINT, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT SEX IS, BUT I KNOW I NEED IT.
>> YEAH. >> IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.
>> AMERICAN PIE IS A GOOD ILLUSTRATION OF A YOUNG MAN NOT
BEING ABLE TO CONTROL HIS IMPULSES.
HE **** DESSERT. I'M SURE SOMEONE TODAY IS GOING
TO HAVE SEX WITH A DESSERT. A PASTRY, A CRONUT, A CAKE OUT
THERE THAT DOESN'T KNOW WHAT'S COMING TO IT.
>> I'M NOT GAY, I'VE BEEN WITH TONS OF WOMEN.
>> I TOUCHED A LOT OF BALLS AT HEBREW SCHOOL.
>> I BORKED A LOT OF WOMEN IN MY DAY.
>> IT'S A GUY BRAGGING ABOUT SEX, BUT CLEARLY HE'S NEVER HAD
IT. HE WAS JUST TERRIFIED AND WE
TRIED TO THINK ABOUT IT AS HONESTLY AS WE COULD.
HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF SEX JUST GOT BY YOU?
>> WOW, THIS IS GRAPHIC. >> AND THEN SUDDENLY YOU'RE JUST
SCARED TO DO IT. >> ANY MAN YOU MEET OF A CERTAIN
AGE, THEY ALL GREW UP WITH THIS FOUNDATION OF SEX COMEDIES UPON
WHICH TO BUILD. BUT WOMEN DIDN'T REALLY HAVE
THAT SAME FOUNDATION FOR FEMALE CHARACTERS AND SEX.
>> THE REAL SHIFT IS THE SEX QUEST OF YOUNG WOMEN WHO STARTED
LOOKING AT IT FROM THIS NEW WAY WHICH THE SEX SCENE IN TRAIN
WRECK WAS TOTALLY ORIGINAL. >> CAN WE MAKES IT UP A LITTLE
BIT? >> IT WAS TOLD FROM A WOMAN'S
POINT OF VIEW. THAT WAS IMPORTANT.
IT WASN'T REALLY THE HORNY BOY AND WHAT HE NEEDS, IT WAS THIS
WOMAN AND HER ATTITUDE WAS REALLY TELLING.
WE'VE NOT SEEN IT. >> TALK TO ME.
>> THERE'S NO I IN TEAM, BUT THERE'S AN I IN WIN, YOU CAN'T
SPELL VICTORY WITHOUT T-R-Y. >> THESE ARE JUST SPORTS
PHRASES. ARE THESE NIKE SLOGANS.
>> DO YOU WANT JUST DO IT? >> JUST HAVE SEX WITH ME AND SAY
SOME DIRTY ****. >> THAT'S THE FUN OF
BRIDESMAIDS. YEAH, WOMEN CAN BE FUNNY IN THAT
SAME BODY WAY. >> CAN WE GET SOME DICK THIS
WEEKEND? >> I NEED YOU TO USE YOUR LADY
MOUTH. >> I NEED YOU TO USE YOUR LADY
MOUTH. >> THE REASON I WANT TO SEE NEW
VOICES IN SEX COMEDIES, YES, I WANT TO ACCURATELY REFLECT WHAT
SOCIETY IS, BUT I'M ALSO TIRED OF HEARING THE SAME ****.
I THINK PEOPLE LIKE HEARING NEW REFRESHING VOICES.
>> IT'S LIKE GADOLF IS STARING AT ME, NO PENIS SHALL PASS.
>> THE GATES ARE MORE OPEN. >>
>>> I HATE TO TELL YOU THIS, SIR, BUT YOU'RE EATING MY WIFE'S
HAT. >> LOOK AT THESE OLD BLACK AND
WHITE SHOWS WHERE LIKE DICK VAN DYKE AND MARY TYLER MOORE
HAD TO SLEEP IN SEPARATE BEDS AND EVERYTHING WAS BUTTONED
DOWN. IT WAS VERY, VERY DIFFERENT.
>> YOU COULDN'T SAY PREGNANT IN SITCOMS BEFORE.
>> LUCY HAD A BABY AND THEY COULD NEVER ACKNOWLEDGE SHE WAS
PREGNANT. >> YOU'RE BOUND TO BE A LITTLE
CRANKY IN YOUR CONDITION. >> I AM NOT CRANKY.
>> CONTINUING THE SPECIES, THAT'S FILTHY, THAT'S DIRTY.
>> START AT THE TOES. >> YOU GOT IT.
>> CABLE ALLOWED A WHOLE DIFFERENT TYPE OF STORY TELLING
WE'D NEVER SEEN ON TELEVISION. >> CREATORS COULD PUSH THE
BOUNDARIES IN WAYS THEY HADN'T PUSHED IT IN THE SEX ARENA.
ANYTIME YOU CAN PUSH BOUNDARIES IT ALLOWS WAYS FOR YOU TO BE
FUNNY. >> I'M A LITTLE CONCERNED ABOUT
THE CHOLESTEROL. >> MARTIN?
>> RIGHT. >> WITH THE RISE OF HBO, THERE
WAS A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF FREEDOM THAT CAME WITH NOT WORRYING
ABOUT BEING POLITICALLY CORRECT IN ANY WAY.
>> THE WOMAN PART OF SEX WAS DIFFERENT.
THAT WAS WHAT WAS FREEING ABOUT "SEX IN THE CITY."
IT WAS WOMEN SAYING AND DOING THINGS WE HADN'T SEEN THEM SAY
OR DO ON INVESTIGATION OR IN FILM, TALKING ABOUT LIVES AND
SEXUAL MISADVENTURES. THAT'S WHAT "SEX IN THE CITY"
WAS FOR WOMEN, THE FIRST SHOW THAT WAS LIKE THIS IS US.
THERE WAS HARDLY ANY PASSIONATE SEX SCENES IN "SEX IN THE CITY."
WHEN THERE WAS ONE, YOU WERE JUST LIKE, OKAY, I GET IT.
I WANT TO SEE THE AWKWARDNESS. >> HAS THIS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU
BEFORE? >> YEAH, THERE WERE MESSY
AWKWARD WEIRD THINGS. MIRANDA DATES A GUY FROM OA, AN
OVEREATER. HE TRIES TO KISS HER.
ON THE SHOW IT WORKED. >> MIRANDA WENT OUT WITH AN
OVEREATER AND HE OVERATE HER. >> FOR GUYS LIKE ME WHO WERE
LIKE CLUELESS ABOUT WOMEN'S SEXUALITY, HAVING INSIGHT INTO
THE FEMALE PSYCHE ON SOME LEVEL, EVEN THOUGH IT WAS A TV SHOW,
THAT WAS FRESH. >> "SEX IN THE CITY" REALLY DID
OPEN THE DOOR FOR OTHER SHOWS TO COME BEHIND IT, STARRING STRONG
WOMEN WITH POWERFUL VOICES, SPEAKING DIRECTLY TO THEIR
VERSION OF THEIR SEXUAL LIVES. >> THAT WAS REALLY GOOD.
THAT WAS SO GOOD. I ALMOST CAME.
>> DO YOU WANT A GATORADE? >> NOBODY HAS HANDLED FUNNY SEX
BETTER THAN LENA DUNHAM. SHE WAS INCREDIBLY BOLD AND
BRAVE ABOUT SAYING I'M GOING TO OPEN THE DOOR TO THIS PART OF
LIFE IN AN EXPLICIT WAY. >> YOU'RE BLEEDING.
>> MY GOD. I'M NOT SAYING THIS IS EVERY
GIRL'S SEXUAL EXPERIENCE BUT I AM SAYING SEX ISN'T ALWAYS
GLAMOROUS. IT'S PAINFUL AND COMPLICATED.
I WANTED TO SEE SCENES WHERE GIRLS WEREN'T WEARING NEG --
>> PLEASE DON'T DO THAT, THAT FEELS AWFUL.
>> THANK YOU, THAT'S THE RIGHT SPOT.
>> THE GREAT THING ABOUT CABLE IS THAT IT'S NOT AIMING FOR THE
BIGGEST AUDIENCE, IT'S AIMING FOR A PASSIONATE AUDIENCE.
SEXUAL HUMOR IS SOMETHING COMICS ARE PASSIONATE ABOUT.
YOU CAN WRITE STUFF THAT WITHIN THE WORRIED ABOUT KIDS WATCHING
AT THIS HOUR. YOU CAN MAKE THE THING YOU WANT
AND THEREFORE THE TAKES CAN BE SUPER SPECIFIC.
>> COME ON, MAN. NOW WE'RE GOING TO HIT ONE OF
THESE UNDERGROUND FETISH PARTIES FULL OF FREAKS, YOU KNOW.
>> EARLY IN MAKING FUN OF NICHE SEXUAL TASTES.
HE FELT LIKE AFTER MIDNIGHT, EVERYONE BECOMES A BIT OF AN
URCHIN. >> OVER HERE, WHAT DOES YOUR
BOYFRIEND THINK ABOUT THAT? >> THERE IS NO BOYFRIEND.
>> YOU GUYS CAN ONLY IMAGINE THIS STUFF.
WE'RE NOT ALLOWED TO SHOW IT BEHIND US, FETISHES GOING ON,
WOMEN PAYING THEIR OWN BILLS. CRAZY STUFF IS HAPPENING.
>> EXCUSE ME, MISS? WHERE AM I?
>> THE INTERNET. >> ON THE CHAPPELL SHOW WE DID A
SKETCH CALLED IF THE INTERNET WAS A REAL PLACE, PUT IT IN A
MALL, AND DAVE WALKS THROUGH IT. >> WHEN DAVE CHAPPELL SPEAKS
ABOUT SEX, LISTEN TO HIM. HE'S GOING TO TAKE YOU ON A
RIDE. >> SO, WANT TO SEE -- YES, I
WOULD. >> OKAY.
HE'S GOING TO TELL A STORY, AND HE'S GOING TO PAINT THAT STORY
FOR YOU SO SWELL, THAT'S WHY THE DAVE CHAPPELL SHOW WAS SUCH A
SUCCESS. >> THAT WAS HER ALL RIGHT.
>> TAKE TO YOUR SPECIAL PLACE. CLOSE YOUR EYES, SHOW ME YOUR
FACE. I'M GOING TO -- ON IT.
THE R. KELLY SITUATION, EVERYBODY HOLLERED LAUGHING.
YOU ALL KNOW WHAT IT WAS, AND YES --
>> DO WE -- R KELLY SAID MAN YOU DID A SKETCH ABOUT ME PEEING ON
A GIRL. BECAUSE YOU PEED ON A GIRL.
>> WE'RE 80 TIPS AWAY FROM BEING DONE WITH 500 HOTTEST SEX TIPS.
PITCH. >> TAKE A FIVE-HOUR ENERGY POUR
IT ON YOUR VAGINA BEFORE YOU HAVE SEX.
>> AMY SCHUMER CAPTURED WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE A WOMAN THAT
LIVES IN A WORLD WHERE WE'RE SUPPOSED TO LOOK A CERTAIN WAY
AND ACT A CERTAIN WAY. >> THIS IS SOMETHING YOU GUYS
COULD SEE YOURSELVES DVRING. >> AMY TALKS ABOUT THE MESSAGES
WOMEN GET ABOUT SEX IN A REALLY GOOD WAY OF LIKE IF YOU DO TOO
MUCH YOU'RE A SLUT, IF YOU DON'T DO IT ENOUGH YOU'RE A TEASE AND
A PRUDE AND A BITCH. >> HER EATING SPAGHETTI ON A
COUCH SEXTING. WHAT SHE'S SAYING IN HER SEXT IS
NOT WHAT SHE'S DOING AT HOME. SHE'S DOING THIS WITH SPAGHETTI.
BUCKLE UP, BITCHES. THIS IS COMEDIANS SITTING ON
VIBRATORS, GETTING COFFEE. SEX IS FUNNY, BUT WHAT WE REALLY
WANTED TO DO WAS TAKE AWAY SHAME THAT PEOPLE FELT.
ONE OF THE FIRST SEGMENTS WE DID WAS PEOPLE WITH FOOT FETISH.
I WENT TO A FOOT FETISH PARTY, INSTEAD OF BEING LIKE, YOU GUYS
ARE GROSS, TELL ME ABOUT THIS. HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM.
>> I LIKE THE FACT SHE WAS SHOWING HER AWFUL FEET.
I TEND TO LIKE FEET, BUT HER FEET ALMOST DROVE ME OUT OF THE
FOOT FETISH BUSINESS. >> MY FOOT LOOKS LIKE THIS.
>> NOT BEING AFRAID TO BE THE FOOL SEXUALLY IS ONE WAY TO
REALLY GET IT ACROSS THAT YOU'RE BEING TRUTHFUL.
>> THIS IS THE BEST COFFEE I'VE EVER HAD.
>> ME TOO. IT WAS
>>> SHOULD WE TALK ABOUT THE WEIRD **** PEOPLE DO
SEXUALLY? CORRECT, WE SHALL.
MY EX-GIRLFRIEND USED TO LIKE TO BE CHOKED DURING SEX.
I'M 90% SURE. WE ONLY TRIED IT ONCE.
IF ANYTHING, I WAS TOO GOOD AT IT.
>> SEX WAS ALWAYS TABOO. AND THOSE WALLS HAVE BEEN TORN
DOWN. FOR BETTER AND WORSE.
BECAUSE NOW I FEEL LIKE IT'S SO EXPLICIT THAT IT'S JUST SHOCKING
TO HEAR. >> IF YOU'RE DRUNK, AND THROW UP
ON A MAN'S PENIS MIDBLOW JOB, YOU CAN SAVE THE MOMENT IF YOU
CAN MUSTER A TADA. >> SARAH SILVERMAN PUSHES THE
BOUNDARIES OF WHAT WE'RE READY TO HEAR.
SHE'S BRAVE IN THAT WAY AND TRIES TO TEST YOU OF WHAT YOU'RE
OKAY. COMEDY BUSHES THE BOUNDARY.
A GOOD STANDUP WILL WALK THE VERY FINE LINE BETWEEN SOMETHING
BEING FUNNY AND UNCOMFORTABLE. THERE'S A WAY TO DO SEXUAL HUMOR
WHERE IT'S CATHARTIC. YOU THINK THE PORN STARS ARE
HAVING ORGASMS, BUT THEY'RE FAKING IT.
IF YOUR GIRL IS HAVING AN ORGASM, SHE'S NOT GOING -- IF
YOUR GIRL -- >> PORN FOR ME IS UBIQUITOUS,
BUT NOBODY TALKS ABOUT IT. IT'S INAPPROPRIATE, AND LET'S
START THIS CONVERSATION. >> CHOKING.
THAT'S THE NEW THING. EVERYONE'S GOT TO GET CHOKED
NOW. CHOKE ME, GREAT, CHOKE ME, I'LL
THROW IN A LITTLE -- >> SEX IN GENERAL IS MORE
ACCEPTED. BUT IT'S STILL NOT LIKE ALL THE
WAY THERE. NOW WHAT'S TABOO IS BEING
JUDGMENTAL OF OTHER PEOPLE'S SEXUALITY.
THAT'S THE TABOO IS BEING HOME HOMOPHOBIC.
>> GOOD MORNING, COWBOY, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
>> IT WAS A RADICAL STATEMENT ABOUT WHERE WE WERE SEXUALLY,
AND PLAYED INTO PEOPLE'S RIGID SENSE OF SEXUALITY.
I TRIED TO BREAK THAT DOWN IN A SATIRICAL WAY.
THEY WERE SHOCKED AT HOW GAY THE MOVIE WAS.
WHAT HAPPENED WE UNDERESTIMATED THE HOMOPHOBIA.
IT DIDN'T FULFILL ITS POTENTIAL THE WAY IT COULD HAVE BECAUSE
THERE WAS SUCH A POWERFUL REACTION TO IT.
>> THIS IS A MOVIE THAT PURPORTS TO MAKE PEOPLE WHO ARE
HOMOPHOBIC NO MORE. I THINK THIS WILL MAKE PEOPLE IF
YOU'RE NOT HOMOPHOBIC, I DON'T NEED TO KNOW HOW YOU DO ANAL
INTERCOURSE. DO NOT BRING YOUR CHILD TO THIS
MOVIE. >> ANYTIME YOU TALK ABOUT GAY
SEX, PEOPLE ARE AFRAID OF IT. BUT ANYTIME YOU HEAR ABOUT
COMEDY, IT HAS BEEN EXPOSED ON SUCH A LARGE SCALE.
>> I SUCKED A DICK. YOU CAN ONLY DO IT MAYBE THREE
TIMES. YOU DO IT MORE THAN THAT, YOU
GET A HABIT. >> PRIOR INFLUENCED ME IN A
SENSE. IF HE CAN ADMIT IT.
WHO AM I NOT TO ADMIT IT. THAT TAUGHT ME, YOU BETTER BE
HONEST. >> IT DOES NOT MAKE YOU GAY TO
HAVE SEX WITH A TRANSGIRL. >> WHEN I HEAR JIM NORTON
TALKING ABOUT HAVING SEX WITH TRANSPEOPLE.
THE SKIRT COMES OFF. ALL RIGHT.
IT'S A LARGE CLITORIS. WHAT AM I GOING TO BE RUDE TO MY
GUEST? GET OVER HERE.
MY JOB IS NOT TO CONVINCE THE AUDIENCE THAT THAT'S OKAY.
MY JOB IS TO TELL THE TRUTH ABOUT MYSELF WITHOUT TELLING YOU
HOW TO FEEL ABOUT IT. IF YOU DO THAT, THEY HAVE TWO
CHOICES, THEY CAN LAUGH OR NOT LAUGH.
WELL, YOU PAID FOR A TICKET, IDIOT, YOU MIGHT AS WELL HAVE
FUN. >> THE GIRL I'M DATING NOW,
UNTIL NOW, HAS EXCLUSIVELY DATED MEN.
IT IS SO EASY TO IMPRESS HER. MY GOD.
I ASKED HER HOW HER DAY WENT, SHE ORGASMS ON THE SPOT.
IT'S INSANE, YOU GUYS. >> I FEEL THERE'S MORE OUT
COMEDIANS NOW THAN EVER IN THE HISTORY OF STANDUP.
THAT TALK ABOUT GAY SEX. >> WITH SEX OR ANYTHING, YOU'RE
TRYING TO RELATE TO OTHER PEOPLE AND TALK ABOUT THE COMMON HUMAN
EXPERIENCE. AND THE BEST WAY TO DO THAT IS
TO BE WITH OTHER HUMANS IN THE FLESH WHEN YOU'RE DOING THAT.
>> WE WENT BACK TO HIS APARTMENT, STARTED LIKE
ENTERTAINING EACH OTHER, AS THEY SAY, EXCEPT FOR BY THAT POINT I
WAS HOLDING IN BETWEEN 50 AND 60 FARTS.
>> I THINK PEOPLE ARE MORE OPEN TO HEARING ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS
BEHIND CLOSED DOORS WITH GAY PEOPLE.
>> PEOPLE HAVE BEEN TELLING ME I SHOULD TRY THIS THING CALLED
GRINDER. I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT
GRINDER. I ASKED A FRIEND TO HELP ME OUT
WHO WAS GOOD ENOUGH TO SAY YES. BILLY, THANK YOU SO MUCH.
>> PEOPLE CAN TALK ABOUT VERY PROVOCATIVE THINGS ON A LATE
NIGHT TV SHOW THESE DAYS. THAT'S THE WAY IT SHOULD BE.
>> WE REALLY DID MAKE A GRINDER PROFILE FOR CONAN, PUT HIS FACE
ON THERE. >> LIKE DENNIS THE MENACE
FINALLY CAME OUT. >> THERE'S A WAY TO WALK THE
LINE AND EVEN STEP OVER THE LINE.
>> NICE PROFILE. >> NICE PROFILE.
>> AND IT'S REALLY FUN TO WATCH. >> WHAT ABOUT THIS GUY?
HEY, WHAT'S UP? YOU WANT TO GET PLOWED BY A RICH
GINGER? >> MAN, THE WORLD HAS GOTTEN
MORE PROGRESSIVE. IT REALLY HAS.
>> I'D LOVE TO. >> IT'S PART OF COMEDY'S ROLE
AND CULTURE IN GENERAL. TO MOVE US ALL FORWARD TO A MORE
PROGRESSIVE, OPEN, LIBERATED, ACCEPTING STATE OF MIND.
>> IS CONAN A BOTTOM? FIND OUT.
YEAH.
>>> I NEVER HAD CAUSE WELL SEXSU >> SEX IS BUILT INTO THE
PREMISE. GATE
GREAT SEX BETWEEN TWO STRANGERS AND THEY GET PREGNANT.
>> I NEVER DEALT A HAIRY BODY. >> SOMETHING LIKE "CATASTROPHE,"
YOU HAVE TWO PEOPLE THAT CREATED THE SHOW AND STAR IN THE SHOW.
WHEN THAT HAPPENS, YOU GET SOMETHING REAL AND ARE IN TUNE
WITH THAT AND WATCH SOMETHING VERY ORGANIC AND UNFOLD.
>> WHAT THE ****? >> JESUS, I'M SORRY.
>> BY SHOWING THENESS OF THEIR SEX LIFE BUT THEY KEEP
SOLDIERING ON, IT'S TRUE TO BE A PARENT IN THE MODERN ERA.
>> HOW DID THAT FEEL? >> FELT GREAT.
>> IT WON'T FEEL LIKE THAT FOR MUCH LONGER, NOT AFTER YOUR
BIG-HEADED SON GETS OUT OF IT. >> WITH MANY PLATFORMS, YOU CAN
JUST EXPLORE A LOT OF DIFFERENT SEXUALITIES, DIFFERENT DIVERSE
CHARACTERS. >> THE SHOW CAN HAVE A MILLION,
2 MILLION VIEWERS AND SURVIVE AND AS A RESULT, YOU'RE GETTING
A MUCH MORE NESH STORY TELLING AND PEOPLE CAN BE MORE DARING
AND THAT LEDS TO BETTER SHOWS. >> WHY DO THEY NEED TO ****
ANYBODY ELSE? I KNOW I'M NOT RIHANA BUT AREN'T
YOU **** OTHER PEOPLE, TOO. >> BARELY.
>> ESA RAY HAS AN INTERESTING POINT OF VIEW WHETHER
APPROACHING SEX OR RELATIONSHIPS, A BLACK WOMAN
WHOSE AWKWARD ABOUT THINGS IS VERY INTERESTING.
THEY HAVEN'T QUITE SEEN THAT APPROACH.
>> I LOVE ESA RAY BECAUSE SHE DOES WHAT EVERY WOMAN DO.
WE STAND IN THE BATHROOM MIRROR AND PUMP OURSELF UP.
IF WE HAVE TO SING A RAP SONG OR DUE WET
DUET DUET, SHE SHOWS VULNERABILITY.
I HATE HIM BUT IF HE SHOWS UP, I'LL LET HIM BANG ME OUT ON THE
SOFA. THAT'S REAL.
>> EVERY WOMAN, I DON'T CARE WHAT COLOR, YOU YOU ARE HAS
EXPERIENCED BROKEN. EVERY WOMAN AT ONE TIME OR
ANOTHER HAS CALLED HER GIRLFRIEND AND SAID SOMETHING,
SOMETHING, LISTEN, SOMETHING AIN'T WORKING.
SOMETHING AIN'T RIGHT. >> MAYBE IT'S DRY AND PAIL,
MAYBE IT REALLY SMELLS, BROKEN. >> COMEDY CYCLED THROUGH WHEN
YOU KEEP IT BROAD AND GENERIC AND NOW IT'S GETTING AS SPECIFIC
AS POSSIBLE. >> WE'RE MAKING VIBRATORS FOR
WOMEN WITH ARTHRITIS. >> YES, BRILLIANT.
>> PLEASE LET MY WATER BREAK. >> I THINK I BLACKED OUT.
>> GROW UP. OLDER WOMEN MASTURBATE, TOO.
>> MOM. >> AND WE HAVE VAGINAS.
>> IT'S ODDTHESE OLDER WOMEN TALKING ABOUT A VIBRATOR AND
SELLING IT TO OTHER WOMEN. >> WHAT IS IT?
>> IT'S A VIBRATOR. >> HEAR THIS.
THERE IS THAT ELEMENT AND SO YOU KNOW IT HAS TO BE HEARD.
>> ANY TIME YOU THINK YOU SHOULDN'T TALK ABOUT SOMETHING
BECAUSE YOU'RE AFRAID OF THAT, THAT'S WHAT YOU PUT ON THE
SCREEN. SO IS IT HAPPENING?
>> THERE ARE A LOT OF SHOWS THAT ARE COMPLETELY COMFORTABLE IN
HELPING THE REST OF THE WORLD GETTING COMFORTABLE WITH EXPERT
EXPERIMENTATION WITH SEX. >> YOU DIDN'T SAY THIS IS WHAT
YOU'RE INTO. >> I STILL AM KIND OF SHOCKED
SOMETIMES AND I THINK THAT'S AMAZING.
I DON'T WANT TO BE SHOCKED. I WANT TO SEE SOMETHING NEW AND
MAKE ME UNCOMFORTABLE. NOW MORE THAN EVER IT'S TIME TO
BE NOISY AND PUSH THE ENVELOPE MORE.
>> HEY, MAMA. >> HI, I JUST WANTED TO SAY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY. >> YOU CAN PUT SOMETHING ONLINE
AND IT CAN GET INSTANTLY VIEWED BY MILLIONS OF PEOPLE.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO GET APPROVAL OR NETWORK NOTES AND ANYONE
>> AS SOMEONE THAT STARRED ON YOUTUBE, I STARTED MAKING VIDEOS
WITH MY OWN MONEY AND IT'S TAKEN AWAY THIS ILLUSION OF PEOPLE AND
POWER KNOW BETTER WHAT PEOPLE ARE GOING TO LIKE.
SAME WITH THE GIRLS OF BROAD CITY, THEY STARTED MAKING BROAD
CITY AND AFTER THAT, THEY GOT ORDERED TO BE A TV SHOW.
>> THOSE COULD CRACK A COCONUT. >> HERE WE GO.
I'D WRAP MY THIGHS AROUND THAT BIG BASKETBALL HEAD.
>> THEY ARE CRY UATETREATING MEN SAME WAY MINIMIZING THEM TO THE
SIZE AND LENGTH OF THEIR PENIS AND THAT'S THE ENTIRETY OF THE
GAUGE FOR THEIR HOTNESS. THAT'S GROUND BREAKING.
>> THAT IS UNREAL. YOU ARE JOKING.
>> IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG? >> MY GOD, NO.
THE OPPOSITE. SO MUCH.
SO MUCH GOOD. >> WE HAVE CHARACTERS THAT WOULD
LIKE SEX. SUSPECTS THEY ARE PURSUING SEX
AS A WAY TO BE INTIMATE AND SOMETIMES TO ENJOY THEMSELVES
AND AVOID INTIMACY. >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> IT'S A VERY EXCITING TIME BECAUSE IT'S A BIG PIECE OF THE
HUMAN PUZZLE TO AVOID AND SO THE FACT PEOPLE ARE ALLOWED TO TALK
ABOUT IT AND ALLOWED TO SHOW IT. PEOPLE CAN TELL MUCH MORE
INTERESTING STORIES. >> WHERE IS MY LITTLE FRIEND?
>> HE'S IN TIME-OUT. >> SINCE SEX IS SUCH A HUGE PART
OF EVERYONE'S LIFE, ESPECIALLY IN NORTH AMERICA, TRADITIONALLY
PEOPLE SKIRT AROUND AND ARE COY ABOUT AND COMEDIANS COME OUT AND
SAY THINGS THAT YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY IN POLITE
COMPANY GETS FUN. >> I WANT TO JERK YOU-ALL OFF,
EVEN THE GIROUXLS. EVEN THE GIRLS.
>> CAN YOU SAY DICK JOKES? CAN YOU SAY THAT ON CNN?
>> I DON'T KNOW WHY THERE IS A PROLIFERATION OF DICK JOKES.
>> I DIDN'T DO ENOUGH. >> IT LOOKS LIKE AN OLD MAN FROM
BIRTH AND YOUR BODY AGES AROUND IT AND FINALLY YOU'RE THE SAME
AGE AS YOUR GENITALS. >> WHEN IT'S NOT ERECT, IT'S
LIKE A TOTAL FAILURE AND WHEN IT'S ELECT, IT'S A MENACE.
>> DICK JOERKSKES ARE UNIVERSAL. IF YOU CAN'T GET LAUGHS WITH
THEM, GET OUT, YOU'RE AWFUL.